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Buck Brennan – Bad Decisions on Sale Now

Buck spent his whole life living a lie and struggling with being an asshole. This is his story.

Bad Decisions: Life Is Hard, Especially When You’re an Asshole by Buck Brennan

Buck BrennanThis is the vivid, heartbreaking, and harrowing true story of what life is life as an asshole. Some critics are calling it the most important book since the Bible. It is the kind of book that will change your life forever. If you don’t believe me, my third cousin from Jersey didn’t read it, and he’s still on heroin. My neighbor didn’t read it either, and he is still really fat. My nan and pap didn’t read it. Now they are both dead.

Buck Brennan spent his whole life living a lie, the same way gay people do before they realize they are gay. He tried to fit in and do things he thought normal people do like have manners, chew with their mouth closed, and not pee all over the toilet seat, but it never felt natural to Buck. Deep down inside he had this burning desire to talk during movies, wipe boogies on the couch, put empty milk cartons back in the fridge, and squeeze the toothpaste from the top.

Even as small a child, Buck would find himself staring off into the distance in parking lots, longing for the day when he could someday drive his own car so he could take up two spaces. Buck spent his whole life struggling with being an asshole. This is his story.

About the author, Buck Brennan:

BuckBuck Brennan is best known for being late for work, gross farts, and yelling at his kids in Wal-Mart.

Buck came from very humble beginnings where he remains even today. He was born in 1979 in rural Pennsylvania just outside of Philadelphia where he would spend the better part of his childhood masturbating to his dad’s Penthouse magazines. By the time he was 14, he was considered to be one of the most active masturbaters of his generation. Eventually he got married and had two kids named Tucker and Macy, but his love for masturbation never waned. In fact, he still masturbates today when no one is home or when he is the shower.

By the time Buck was 25, he needed to find a Goddamn job and move the fuck out so he could start paying for his own goddamn bills already. At least that is what his parents were always telling him. What his parents didn’t understand was that he was a Psychology major, and Psychology majors don’t get good jobs or move out of their parents’ house. Without the charm or good looks to enter the lucrative world of pharma sales like his parents wanted him to, Buck did the only thing he could to make money. He became a high school guidance counselor. Currently, Buck lives in rural PA with his dog, his cat, and his two children. In his free time, he enjoys giving Dutch Ovens, complaining about stuff, and fighting with his ex-wife.

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Thomas Settimi – Free Political Fiction

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Beyond 2020: A story of liberty lost, hope and recovery by Thomas Settimi

Thomas Settimi free kindle bookNo one could have predicted it.

After nearly four years marked by an impressive list of accomplishments — even in the face of harsh resistance from the opposition party — the administration looked forward to successfully completing the final year of the President’s first term, winning re-election and moving on to four more years of service to the country and her people.

What, then, could possibly have derailed the President’s plan, denying him what was believed to be an assured victory in November 2020?

“Elections have consequences,” we are reminded. In the months and years that followed, the voices of Talk Radio sounded the warning that the New Socialism would methodically suppress the freedoms promised in the Constitution, but it would take an America at the brink of revolution to restore what was lost.

About the author, Thomas Settimi:

Thomas SettimiThomas Settimi graduated from the Institute of Technology at the University of Minnesota and holds a Master’s Degree in Physics from the University of California at Riverside. For much of his early professional career he was engaged in technical writing and engineering for the Department of the Navy and defense-related firms. He later became the general manager of a manufacturing firm in Huntington Beach, California.


As a youth, Thomas Settimi enjoyed Robert Heinlein, especially THE DOOR INTO SUMMER and EARTH ABIDES by George R. Stewart. Favorite novel: Stephen King’s 11.22.63.

Thomas Settimi recently moved from Lake Arrowhead California, to Brookings, Oregon, where he resides with his wife, Charlotte.

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John Vance Offers Free Mystery Thriller

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Touched Back by John Vance

John VanceThe murder of a football coach affects not only his university but also the White House, which counts as alums the president, First Lady (the coach’s step sister) and other members of the administration.

Another alumnus, Daniel Wells—a Silver Star recipient while serving in Iraq and currently head of a veteran’s organization—is also caught up in these events. Who and how many are responsible for the coach’s and several additional and related killings in the Washington area–and is Wells also a target?

And just how closely related is the First Lady to these events? Fifteen years earlier Wells planned to marry her, but something happened that precipitated an end to the relationship—the full details Wells never knew. Will Wells finally learn what caused their break-up, and how her troubled past is associated with the recent murders in the Capital City?

About the author, John Vance:

John VanceBorn on Long Island, but moved to south Florida when I was eight. Spent four years in the military after high school. Began college at Palm Beach Junior College before transferring to Florida State University in my junior year. Received B.A. and M.A, degrees in English before teaching high school for one year. Returned to FSU and finished a Ph.D. Hired by the University of Georgia, where I taught for thirty-one years. Published six books and forty articles and reviews on literary criticism and biography.

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While an English professor, I became re-acquainted with an old love: theater. I spent twenty-five years as an actor, director, producer, and playwright, with some forty plays to my credit, thirty-five of which were staged.

I now devote my creative energies to writing fiction. I live with my wife Susan in Athens, Georgia. We have two grown children and three granddaughters.

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Ryan Janz – Free Mystery

This anti-noir mystery by E Ryan Janz has 10 reviews on Amazon with an average rating of 4.4 stars.

Boulevard Dreams E Ryan Janz

E Ryan JanzPrivate Eye, Joe Nails, has a problem.

In this intelligently written, and darkly comic, anti-noir mystery set in the smoky world of 1958 San Francisco, Joe experiences a series of surrealistic yet disturbing dreams, in which his once best friend pleads for Joe’s help, before turning a gun to his own head and firing. To ease his lingering doubts, Joe sets out to locate him, only to discover he disappeared without a trace weeks before the dreams began.

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But Joe now wants answers, and thereby becomes embroiled in an encircling noose of confusion, passion, anguish, and deception.
Joe Nails has a problem all right, an entire shopping list of them, but as he speeds down an unrelenting road of murder and desperation with no off-ramps, he just may solve a few…providing the approaching .357 yearning for another victim allows it.

About the author of this mystery, E Ryan Janz;

E Ryan JanzMy name is Ryan Janz and I live in Anytown, USA, and I have chosen not to include my photo in my bio at this time in the abject fear I will be recognized and therefore mobbed by crazed fans. For example, say I post my picture, and let’s also say I’m walking my dog down my friendly neighborhood street, you know, Main Street, and as a result the unthinkable occurs:
1. I am breathlessly asked by a passing neighbor to autograph my thrilling new Noir/Private Investigator novel, Boulevard Dreams, or I’m pretty sure that’s what he said.
2. My neighbor doesn’t have the book with him, or as he put it, “I’ve never heard of your stupid piece of trash and you frighten me”.
3. I give him a copy I happen to be carrying in my wheelbarrow.
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4. My neighbor is hesitant in believing I wrote the book.
5. I produce my driver’s license for proof of my authorship, careful to place my thumb over my picture because I do not wish to be recognized and therefore mobbed by crazed fans.
6. My neighbor threatens to call the police.
7. My dog insists we hastily return home, and as we do, I lower my baseball cap across my face because I do not wish to be recognized and…etc.
8. I hear police sirens and as I hide below the trap door in my basement my dog decides to move out.
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9. While living under my basement and perusing a handy book containing chock full of fun survival techniques, it occurs to me I don’t own a dog.
10. Having read how baked rat can easily be transformed into a healthy snack while overthrowing the government, I hear a dog howling in the distance, reminding me it’s time once again to collect my wheelbarrow and join my best friend for a pleasant walk down Main Street, USA.

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Schoen Offers Free Science Fiction

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Buffalo Dogs: (The Amazing Conroy Book 0) by Lawrence M. Schoen

Lawrence M. Schoen free kindle bookHe’s the greatest hypnotist in known space.
And it might cost him his life.

The Arconi take two things seriously — absolute truth and their prize commodity: buffalo dogs. When one of Conroy’s hypnotic suggestions is taken literally, they arrest him in the middle of his stage act.

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Now he’s facing execution or a bill for a $10 million alien creature. Can he use hypnosis to beat the Arconi’s truth-telling telepathy, save his life, and escape back to Earth?

The Amazing Conroy series is an intergalactic adventure by a 6-time Nebula Award-nominated author. Mind control, manipulation, and mayhem abound in a story that will keep you brilliantly entertained.

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About the author, Lawrence M. Schoen:

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Lawrence M. Schoen holds a Ph.D. in cognitive psychology, is a past Campbell, Hugo, and Nebula, nominee, won the Cóyotl award for best novel, founded the Klingon Language Institute, and occassionally does work as a hypnotherapist specializing in authors’ issue.

His science fiction includes many light and humorous adventures of a space-faring stage hypnotist and his alien animal companion. Other works take a very different tone, exploring issues of determinism and free will, generally redefining the continua between life and death. Sometimes he blurs the funny and the serious. Lawrence lives near Philadelphia, Pennsylvania with his wife and their dog.

You can find out more about Lawrence M. Schoen by visiting his blog: http://www.lawrencemschoen.com/

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